At the end of a long day, my husband and I had retreated to the living room to relax. Craig had just finished his beer and decided to be funny.
He shakes his empty beer bottle and looks at me. I ask him if there was something he was trying to say and he says, "My beer is empty. You're the wife. It's your job to get me another one."
To which I reply, "If you were in need of a sandwich, THAT would be my job. Getting your beer is why we have kids."